"well actually, i didn't..."

this morning sean overheard the following from brennan while he "relieved his waters."

...

BRENNAN

"dad, i gotta go pee!" 

{runs} 

"dad, i put the seat up!!!" 

{silence for 5 seconds.} 

"well actually i didn't...

but i am standing up on my tippy toes, tilting my penis down, so i don't pee on the seat.

AND i didn't touch the potty!!! or my penis!!! so i DON'T have to wash my hands!"

SEAN

{from around the corner}

{SIGH}

"brennan, you need to put the seat up and wash your hands every time."

BRENNAN

{yelling}

"but i didn't touch the potty!!!"

SEAN

{SIGH}

ME

{when sean relayed the story to me an hour later}
"i know, i know...we have some work to do before kindergarten...

but man, he's a funny kid."