the story of how i learned to put shinguards on {last saturday}

on saturday morning 

at 9:29am 

the following conversation occured...

somewhere in the middle a phone call was required.

b/c clearly it was obvious that shinguards are not meant to look 

like teeth hanging out of a jack-o-lantern.

and for about 5 minutes i sat there asking myself why 

on earth i had agreed to soccer taking up my saturday mornings anyway.

and then once we got there with a middle school field full of cousins it was all of a sudden exhilarating!

and i couldn't believe that we almost didn't let soccer take up our saturday mornings.

because spending saturday morning at the soccer field 

wasn't as bad as i thought it would be.

it was actually pretty great.

who knew?!

also, 

i left with the intense desire to own a soccer mom umbrella.

you know the kind.

BIG.

not that it was hot enough to need one that day.

i just felt like one day i might want one.

and so that is the story about how i learned to put shinguards on last saturday.

the end.

11 pounds

if you're wondering why your store is all sold out of nutella,

i'm here to tell you why.

we've got it all here in utah.

in 11 pound jars.

with handles.

a brown haired lady and i stood there in the aisle at costco this morning just staring at them in awe.

then she told me about this nutella recipe she found at harmon's this week.

something about corn tortillas,

spread it out,

then berries,

roll them up,

i tried so hard to listen to her instructions,

but all i could do was stand and stare at the 11 pound jars of nutella.

WITH handles.

i wish the picture could do them justice.

i felt like i was staring at gallon sized nutellas.

TODO.

when i was a little girl i can remember pulling this Todo dog i had 

around my parent's kitchen with a string.

or some kind of leash.

i couldn't have been more than 2.

and i just remember looking down at my dog on its leash

feeling so happy to be pulling a dog around on a leash.

and i felt like Dorothy so that was awesome.

i think its little legs even walked on their own,

battery powered, 

so it made it feel REAL.

every time i see chase pull his little wooden wiener dog around the house 

i think about how much i loved pulling my little Todo dog around on its leash,

and i smile.

oh to be 1.

the oceanic effect {day 4}

 -DAY 4-

SUNDAY SEPTEMBER 8TH

the thing about san francisco, 

{and half moon bay for that matter} 

is that when it's really hot,

all of the hot hair 

goes out to the ocean 

and gets stuck behind the hill.

the hill that separates half moon bay from the rest of the peninsula.

in high school mr. naazar taught us that it was called "the oceanic effect."

so the hot air gets stuck out on the ocean and it makes fog.

fog so thick that it rolls in over the hill and through the bay 

like the biggest blanket of fluffy white you could ever imagine.

and on the day we woke up to drive home, 

i woke up, 

and i could feel it through the closed window drapes.

the fog:)

the coziest, 

most wonderful feeling of peace and quiet on the planet.

so as we drove out of the city,

we drove through the fog,

and i couldn't have imagined a better end to our trip to san francisco.

the city by the bay.

and then reality hit about 45 minutes later when all of the kids were screaming starvation.

so we ordered $31 of breakfast foods from Mickey D's,

and 3 chocolate milkshakes.

actually,

i think it was only 2.

we made max and chase share.

b/c at 9:56am,

after 4 days of vacation,

and a 12 hour drive ahead,

there are just some battles not worth fighting.

 THE END.

is "horah" spelled with or without the "h" on the end? {THE WEDDING!!!}

-DAY 3: PART 2-
SATURDAY SEPTEMBER 7TH
max was convinced that jessie was marrying prince eric.

from the little mermaid.

she was mesmerized.

it was adorable.

jessie gave her a necklace with a little gold "M" on it,

and a red friendship bracelet that she had made.

for the rest of the day max told me jessie was her "best friend."

brennan made sure i didn't forget that wearing his suit was worth 2 scoops of ice cream.

with whipped cream AND chocolate sauce for smiling.

but he put his foot down about holding her arm down the aisle.

because "people will think we are marrying, and i am NOT marrying max!"

sean held chase in the back for most of the ceremony,

and i had to get up with max and brennan halfway through. 

b/c brennan kept asking when the kissing part was coming 

b/c he did NOT want to see the kissing part.

and then max started talking,

and they started laying on their seats,

and whispering really loud,

and pushing and shoving.

and then my parents gave me the "take them out now" look,

so i escorted them out and around the front 

with my high heels sinking into the grass with every step i took.

and max was pouting b/c brennan pushed her again.

and brennan was mad that i wouldn't give him a phone.

so we ended up standing in the back of the ceremony in the grass 

{and i'm pretty sure i ended up giving brennan a phone
so he would stop teasing max,

and keep quiet so everyone wasn't turning around 

to see who's unruly kids were screaming during a wedding.}

and so,

with the palm trees of treasure island, the naked dancing lady, 

and one of the most beautiful city scapes on the entire planet before us,

we got to see the bride and groom walking out as the official mr. and mrs. at the end.

dancing their way down the aisle with san francisco and the entire bay behind them.

complete with the golden gate bridge.

and you just felt like you were in some kind of a movie,

watching them walk out together,

hand in hand.

and i couldn't help but think about the Jewish traditions 

brought romance and courtship 

to an entirely new level for me that day. 

and sean and i agreed that it was truly 

one of the most beautiful weddings 

we had ever attended.

 ...

THE BEFORE

-Intercontinental Mark Hopkins Hotel-

"THE MARK"

San Francisco, California

THE LIMO

-Across the Bay Bridge-

THE CEREMONY

-Treasure Island-

"on my way, on my way

on my way, on my way

i would like to reach out my hand

i may see you, i may tell you to run

on my way , on my way

you know what they say about the young.

well pick me up with golden hand

i may see you, i may tell you to run

on my way, on my way

you know what they say about the young.

well, i would like to hold my little hand

and we will run, we will, we will crawl, we will

i would like to hold my little hand

and we will run, we will, we will crawl

send me on my way, on my way

send me on my way, on my way

send me on my way, on my way

send me on my way, on my way

send me on my way, on my way

send me on my way, on my way

send me on my way, on my way

mm hmm, on my way

i would like to reach out my hand

i may see you, i may tell you to run, on my way, on my way

you know what they about the young.

now pick me up with golden hand

i may see you, i may tell you to run, on my way, on my way

you know what they say about the young.

well i would like to hold my little hand

and we will run, we will, we will crawl, we will

i would like to hold my little hand

and we will run, we will, we will crawl

send me on my way, on my way

send me on my way, on my way

send me on my way, on my way

send me on my way, on my way

send me on my way, on my way

send me on my way, on my way

send me on my way, on my way

mm hmm, on my way

i would like to reach out my hand

i may see you, i may tell you to run, on my way, on my way

you know what they say about the young."

-"Send Me On My Way" 

by Rusted Root, shortened

{i can see all of their eyes, so we're calling this one a win.}

THE RECEPTION

-San Francisco Winery-

 and then sean and i decided that we were converting to Judaism, 

and getting married all over again.

because that was the funnest wedding we have ever been to.

congrats to the mr. and mrs.!

with all of our best wishes to a happy and healthy life together.

SHALOM!

goodbye.

{as in THE END.}