and another one in case you're still not sure!
before you pass go, we must share some history for our newer readers...
once upon a time,
there was a pork loin.
he sat, and sat, and sat upon his thrown.
he rolled and rolled, but would never scoot.
he would reach for toys and dig his knees,
but would never move an inch!
"come on little loin, it's such a cinch" his mommy & daddy would say.
"he's just too large to crawl and charge!" chanted many of the folk.
but dr. lynch hailed the loin for his cheeks and promised us he would crawl in weeks!
so we waited, and waited, and waited...
bets were placed, cookies were waiting.
but all to no avail!
finally at 10 1/2 months the little loin commando crawled!
and here were are ready to walk,
and ready to try again!
so pick a date, any date for when you think he'll walk!
and remember, you can't win if you don't take a guess;-)
don't be a pest, just place your bets!
and you'll be the one who gets!
bets must be placed by Friday March 13th (oooo, scary!!!! Friday the 13th!)
still can't decide?
mommy's guess may or may NOT help;-)
nonetheless, i'm calling April 13th!
good luck to you and yours!