"experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted." -randy pausch

Saturday, October 5, 2013

the REAL story of the stars. {we're gonna need to clean our windows}

and then your stepmom calls you and is all, 
"i sent the stars!"
and you're like, "what stars?"
and she's all, "the stars! IIIIII sent them!" :):):)
and you're all, "whaaaaaat stars???"
and she's like, "THE stars. they're from me!"
and sean's all, "THE stars, ohhhhh"
and i'm all, "i have no idea what you're talking about."
and everyone's all, "THE stars. the christmas glass stars!"
and you're like, "whaaaat staarrrsss??? {GASP} OH!!!!"
and then you finally get what everyone is saying.
and then you figure out how they got your address,
b/c you were wondering how they did that...
the star people.
and it ALLLLL makes sooooo much more sense.
because sandie really is the greatest surprise shopper on the entire planet.
and she always knows what you've always wanted even before you know what you've always wanted.
it's creepy amazing.
i died a little bit inside of embarrassment.
mostly b/c i had already announced my victory...oh the agony.
and then i laughed.
because well, there you have it.
5 stars.
hanging in my windows.
that i certainly was lucky to get in a fedex box on my porch.
we're gonna need to clean our windows.
it's never too early to celebrate christmas stars.
especially when there's an early frost.
wish i would have covered my tomatoes.
or at least picked them yesterday.
i'm worried the farmer's almanac might just be right about this winter...
happy conferencing:)

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