"experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted." -randy pausch

Thursday, April 5, 2012

chase stunk {a story}

chase stunk.
grandpa had the cleanest hands.
grandpa offered to make chase not stink.
grandpa changed chase.
chase made grandpa stink.
grandpa called for help.
sean came to help.
i went for bags.
chase peed all over grandpa and couch.
grandpa and sean made sounds of shock.
grandmas and i laughed.
kelsey and travis on skype look afraid, lol.
chase starts to scream.
max backs away.
grandpa and sean clean chase up.
brennan tries to hold binky for chase.
chase stops crying.
chase all clean.
chase new clothes.
i feed chase.
sean cleans pee off of couch.
grandpa cleans pee and stink off of himself.
brennan crashes diet coke on coffee table onto carpet where chase peed on couch.
after sean told him not to.
sean yells "no!"
max says "uh oh" fifty times in a row.
i laugh.
brennan almost cries.
all occurred in ten minutes.
grandma's watch from kitchen.
smart grandma's.
first day home a success:)
first night home,
12:30am-3am was not pretty.
nursing contractions almost made me puke.
didn't know they happen AFTER you're done nursing too with the third.
thought they only happened during.
more drugs.
better luck tonight.
good thing grandpa came back this morning.
an hour of extra sleep for us:)


Fiauna said...

Sounds like you have your hands full. I'm sure you're grateful for good, clean helping hands. Hang in there.

Katie said...

You had me laughing...

Nursing cramps were so bad after Carina that I had to pop her off sometimes and stick a binky in because I couldn't take it.

Emmy said...

Awe what a good grandpa to get peed all over! Now that is love.

Miss Angie said...

Ahh, he's cute though! It's great you have so many helping hands!

Amy said...

Initiation. That is what it is. Everyone close to the baby has to be peed on. Or else it is like marking their territory. Dogs do it and little boy babies do it. Sounds like it was an eventful and memorable first day back!

becca said...

wow yo got your hands full don't you

Sue said...


Sounds typical!

Thankfully, this too shall pass.

(so to speak)