"experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted." -randy pausch

Friday, May 23, 2014

you might think the baby wipes did a good job at 4am.

we've got flu over here folks.
and it's not pretty.
also, FYI, if you're cleaning puke out of your carpets at 4am,
you might think the baby wipes did a really good job,
but then at 2pm the next day, the sun will come in your bedroom window,
and you will be like,
"whaaaaaaaat IS that orange stuff on my carpeeeeeeeeet?????"
and then you'll be like,
"ohhhhhhh, puke."
and then you'll wash your sheets and clean your toilets, and stuff like that,
and forget about cleaning your carpets.

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