spider-man and spider-girl to the rescue

fighting bad guys,

and helping kids that need help.

that's what they told me.

putting on their war paint.

chalk dipped in water=L-O-V-E

LOVE.

the prettiest colors you ever did see.

"i keep you safe"

 "you need me? i keep you safe!"

-max 3yrs old

 

 come on monday,

give us your best shot;)

MARRY jane {spiderman love}

yesterday brennan and i sat on the couch eating peaches.

watching 101 dalmations.

the babies were napping.

he told me he was spiderman brennan 

{we may have to actually change his name to that on his birth certificate}

and then he asked me who i was.

i told him mary jane.

{isn't that her name in the one that came out ten years ago?}

he dropped the mary part, and just called me jane.

then he asked me "what do you do jane?"

i told him i help spiderman fight bad guys.

and i love spiderman.

and he said i wasn't allowed to love him b/c he didn't want to marry me.

and i said, "but i'm your mom!"

and he said,

"no, you're jane, and i don't want to marry you. 

just help me fight bad guys. that's what you do."

and i said,

but i love you.

and he said, 

"ok ok ok, you can be my mom again and love me.

just don't be jane and love me b/c i don't want to MARRY jane."

i love watching him be a little boy.

the happiest little multi-super hero there ever was.

batman almost drowned

yesterday i was putting max down for her nap.
humming her a song from mary poppins that i don't know the words to,
but that my mom sang to me and sings to my kids now.
both of my kids ask for "grandma's song" before they go to bed.
i love it.
so i'm humming to max and all of a sudden i hear BLOOD CURDLING screams from brennan downstairs.
not just whining.
BLOOD CURDLING screams.
i just couldn't imagine what was wrong.
i've never heard him scream like this before.
i put max down in her crib,
closed the door,
and hustled my pregnant waddling self down the stairs,
making sure to not fall or trip down any stairs in my hurry.
i found brennan in the bathroom,
and it was obvious he had just gone pee.
but he was still screaming like he was dying.
he must not be able to pee???
or peed on himself???
no pee on the ground.
no pee on his clothes
no 4 yr old dancing around having to go.
clearly he had already gone.
poo?
could he just not get himself up on the potty?
why was he crying like he had broken his leg???
all of these things went through my mind in about 3 seconds.
1
2
3.
then i looked into the potty.
something was there,
but i it just wasn't registering what it could be but it surely was NOT poo.
and then it clicked.
BATMAN WAS DROWNING.
in a potty full of pee.
without thinking i plunged my hand right into that potty.
full of fresh pee.
i think i even closed my eyes when pee and potty water went past my wrist.
at least it wasn't in poo.
this is what i was thinking.
brennan was still hysterical.
even though i was telling him batman was saved.
he was good.
he was going to be fine.
it was like brennan was in an episode of ER and george clooney was frantically trying to save his dying mother from a car crash.
i just wanted to get batman back in order as quickly as possible,
so i started batman's soapy bath.
i washed that little batman with hand soap and hot water, cape and all, for a good 3 minutes.
around minute 2 brennan stopped crying and shouted,
"you saved batman mom!!!! he was drowning, and you saved him! you're the best mom ever!!!"
i was prouder than proud.
"why yes i am" {i said it outloud to myself}
i had SAVED batman from drowning:)
made my entire day.
and apparently batman's too.
phew,
it's a good thing i didn't have to perform CPR.
that may have been crossing the line.