"peanut butter, in the biggest..."

"i'd like peanut butter in the biggest size you've got, please."

jon n bons.

a

slice

of

heaven

on

earth

i don't think the worker girl in the tank top liked me as much after i took this shot.

i was hoping i could sneak it in, but the flash threw me under the bus.

i was really hoping for a gallon, 

apparently the biggest size was a quart.

weak, i know.

...

thoughts i've been stewing...

people are much more tolerant of babies than toddlers.

i now have a toddler.

it's easier to go to bed early when you don't watch tv all night.

i can now blog from my phone.

i know, LIFE ALTERING.

s.d.gib wasn't as excited as i thought he would be about that...

dryer sheets are deeeeeee-vine.

crickets are relaxing.

and humming refrigerators.

whichever.

the end.