this year i learned,
the more vinegar,
the brighter the color.
you probably knew that already.
but now i do.
i listened to the first part.
my brain can only retain what it can visualize.
about 2-3 steps.
one if it sounds complicated.
b/c if there's a part i don't understand my brain gets stuck on that part trying to figure it out.
and i tune everything out after that point.
even if they keep explaining,
i'm not hearing it.
don't EVER try to give me directions over the phone to somewhere i've never been before.
it won't be pretty.
the more i think about it,
the more it reminds me of how i was in chemistry.
then GiGi wanted to know how to do it.
"what did the box say em?"
so i told her,
"drop the color on the egg, smoosh it around with the baggy, and stop before it turns brown."
so she said,
"before it turns brown? is that what the box said?"
who doesn't like dying easter eggs?