801.944.8811
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ARE YOU ALREADY WASTING YOUR MONEY
ON LESSONS AT THE REC CENTER?
yep, i've been there.
i've done that.
i spent over $200 for Brennan to take lessons at our local REC CENTER two summers ago.
after 3 straight months, 4 days a week, and over $200,
he never learned a thing.
ok,
that's a lie,
he did in fact learn how to blow bubbles and splash the other kids in his over sized class.
for over $200.
{did i mention i spent over $200???}
AND HE LEARNED NOTHING.
i sat in the humid confines of a noisy indoor REC CENTER pool,
lined with moms and strollers,
plastic white benches,
and the sounds of screaming children in over sized classes bouncing off of the indoor pool walls.
STAB MY EYES OUT.
being the frugal mama that i am,
i of course thought that the REC CENTER lessons were good enough.
WRONG.
REC CENTER lessons are a waste of time AND money!
AND
you have to wake up at the crack of dawn {or force your husbands to do so}
to get the times and days you want.
as far as i'm concerned,
if one of my kids or the dog i don't have aren't the ones getting me up,
then i have no business being awake when it is dark out.
so here is your answer folks.
it's simple.
here
you
go.
i've made a comparison for your viewing pleasure.
you're welcome in advance.
3 MONTHS of REC CENTER lessons
FOUR DAYS A WEEK=
1. ZERO
2. ZILCH
3. NADA swimming skills
4. no floating by himself
5. no swimming by himself
HOWEVER...
AFTER 3 LESSONS with SwimKids last summer,
only going ONCE A WEEK=
1. floating by himself
2. swimming toward his teacher by himself
3. rolling onto his back by himself while swimming toward his teacher by himself
4. swimming half of the pool length by himself
5. rolling from back to tummy and tummy to back by himself
AND
you get to sit in the great outdoors of the infamous "family yard"
that you've all become so fond of hearing about over the years.
no humid confines of a rec center's stuffy indoor pool.
no masses of moms and strollers.
no screaming over sized classes.
instead you will be pampered with a gorgeous pavilion,
unlimited padded patio chairs in the shade or sunshine {whichever you fancy}.
lush horticulture and the sweet chirping sounds of birds.
and best of all...
private lessons
with teachers who not only KNOW your child's name,
but also know who their favorite super hero and disney princess are.
can't
be
beat.
GUYS!!!!!
today is your lucky day.
when you woke up this morning and you stubbed your toe,
while pouring milk into a sippy cup,
onto the floor you just mopped {or not},
you didn't think it was that lucky.
BUT NOW
it's lucky.
L-U-C-K-Y.
lucky.
{did you just start singing the Brittney Spears song to that? yeah, me neither.}
why is the leprechaun knocking on your front door now you ask?
well,
here
it
is.
{my favorite swimming school establishment}
is offering an EXCLUSIVE COUPON CODE to my beloved favorites
in other words: YOU.
readers, friends, and family.
see what i mean?!
L
U
C
K
Y
day.
here are the details:
10% OFF TOTAL BILL.
{this is HUGE my friends. UNHEARD OF.}
enter the
COUPON CODE "EM10"
in the comments section of your registration request.
to begin
your registration.
You will receive a call back confirmation, at which point you will pay with a Visa or MasterCard.
Don't forget to sign the waiver:)
......
LESSONS MUST BE COMPLETED BY AUGUST 9TH, 2013
OFFER ONLY VALID AT MIDVALE LOCATION
PRIVATE LESSON SPOTS AVAILABLE M-F 8AM-1PM THROUGH AUGUST 9, 2013
PRIVATE LESSONS AGES 2-7.
PARENT TOT CLASS WEDNESDAYS AT 10:30AM
FOR AGES 4 MONTHS-2 YEARS
{or form your own class time with a minimum of 3 people who want the same day and time.}
WATER KEPT AT 90 DEGREES!
{8 lesson minimum recommended for new beginners.}
{max learning to float by herself on her 2nd swimming lesson.
she was confidently floating by herself by her 3rd lesson.}
...
SIGN UP TODAY!
Don't forget, you get an exclusive
10% OFF YOUR TOTAL BILL!!!
enter the
COUPON CODE "EM10"
in the comments section of your registration form.
to begin
your registration.
you're welcome:)
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