"experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted." -randy pausch

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

i just got puked on

child is naked.
my hair is wet.
why?
i just got puked on.
we both got puked on.
one of the said person's was the pukee.
it was not me.
i had not eaten breakfast yet.
the pukee....well, let's just say he ate well this morning.
so my robe is in the wash with the pork loin's jammies.
my hair has been rung out.
motrin was given.
we're not sick.
the pukee is actually quite cheerful.
what happened?
easter eggs.
???
the pukee climbed up onto the treadmill and threw his easter eggs between said exercise equipment and the wall.
pukee does not have depth perception.
slammed his head into the wall.
i think the neighbors felt their walls rumble.
that's how hard he hit.
then came the silence.
from hurting yourself so hard it knocks the wind out of you?
then came the wail.
more gasping.
more wailing.
and then.....
the puking.
one big fell puke.
this is good news though.
i needed to wash some extra things from yesterday and didn't have a reason to do a load.

8 comments:

♥CHRISSY♥ said...

At least the puke is from SOMEONE you can take it from ☺.

And I went to the LIBRARY and got my copy of your book of the month, I started reading it, THANK YOU because i am very much enjoying.

I am in the middle of posting about my trip into town to get it.

Amy said...

Wow, what an optimist! I am glad no one is sick, and I hope his head feels better. I think the only time I was ever in enough pain to puke was when I was giving birth. I only felt like doing it, I didn't actually. Glad you got your laundry done.

Proudfeet said...

Oh Emily! So glad you guys are not sick, but what a way to start your day! PS Love love the finished apron! Way to go!

Brooke said...

is he okay? Blake hit his head really hard the other day and I was worried he might have a concussion! They say nausea is a sign...Not to scare you or anything! hope the little guy feels okay!

Fiauna said...

Oh, I hope all is well. Give him an extra squeeze for me.

Lauren said...

Eww! no more talk of vomit! Too much of that this weekend! Keep an eye on him--- Brooke's right!

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Sue said...

Yep, their heads are pretty durable, but do keep an eye on him for the next 24 hours or so to make sure he stays alert, rousable, etc.

Aren't babies fun??

=)