"experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted." -randy pausch

Monday, January 7, 2013

"well actually, i didn't..."

this morning sean overheard the following from brennan while he "relieved his waters."
...
BRENNAN
"dad, i gotta go pee!" 
{runs} 
"dad, i put the seat up!!!" 
{silence for 5 seconds.} 
"well actually i didn't...
but i am standing up on my tippy toes, tilting my penis down, so i don't pee on the seat.
AND i didn't touch the potty!!! or my penis!!! so i DON'T have to wash my hands!"

SEAN
{from around the corner}
{SIGH}
"brennan, you need to put the seat up and wash your hands every time."

BRENNAN
{yelling}
"but i didn't touch the potty!!!"

SEAN
{SIGH}

ME
{when sean relayed the story to me an hour later}
"i know, i know...we have some work to do before kindergarten...
but man, he's a funny kid."

2 comments:

Amy said...

Ha ha ha! What a funny boy! Looking for a short cut all the time. Typical of boys. :D

Sue said...

And an honest one...or at least, after 5 seconds...

;)