"experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted." -randy pausch

Sunday, April 4, 2010

pour me a goblet of red wine

i am covered in baby puke down my left arm.
it happened just after brennan stole my water mug and dumped it onto our coffee table.
or should i say, INTO our coffee table.
the table has a game center in the middle of it.
it now has 2 inches of water floating in it.
i wish i could just leave it there.
maybe throw in some fish.
i'm wearing my hooter hider around b/c i'm too lazy to take it off.
i want to sleep for 2 days.
maybe 3.
and i especially don't want to clean up the water.
maybe i'll just get a straw and drink it.
which is why i filled up the mug in the first place.
then she puked on sean.
and i was sassy when he asked me to get him something to wipe it off.
sleep.
this can all be solved with sleep.
i think if i drank wine,
now would be the night i would pour a big glass.
no more chocolate for the toddler for breakfast.
it makes for too crazy of a day.
i never want to do that ever again.
sean cleaned up the water.
thank goodness.
guess my fish idea is out.
dang it.

8 comments:

Sue said...

You've got yourself a good guy there, and one heck of a cute little girl! (puke notwithstanding)

=)

Jess said...

Yay that Sean cleaned up the water- I hate those messes the worst- they go on and on with the cleaning up. Do you miss Chuck Norris? He was one cool fish

Emmy said...

So sorry... She looks so sweet sleeping there. :)

Heather said...

Hilarious. What a cute little family you've got there.

The Medrano Fam said...

Funny thing... the three things I told Jesse before we went to bed last night
1. If I drank,I'd be sitting down with a large glass of wine right now.
2. I think I cuold sleep for three days straight
and 3. Hide the Easter candy, there will be none of that tomorrow (but there was)
Ya think it has to do with having a newborn and a bairly 2 year old???
They tell me it gets easier..today I'm not sure I believe them!
Hang in there, your'e a great Mama!

The Medrano Fam said...

Funny thing... the three things I told Jesse before we went to bed last night
1. If I drank,I'd be sitting down with a large glass of wine right now.
2. I think I cuold sleep for three days straight
and 3. Hide the Easter candy, there will be none of that tomorrow (but there was)
Ya think it has to do with having a newborn and a bairly 2 year old???
They tell me it gets easier..today I'm not sure I believe them!
Hang in there, your'e a great Mama!

Amy said...

I hear you! I hope things get easier. I think the fish idea is excellent. Chocolate for breakfast seems like such a good idea until it is implemented.
I hope you get at least ten hours of sleep tonight!

Carley, John, Cohen, kennedy said...

Yea, she is super pretty though, puke or no puke...