i am covered in baby puke down my left arm.
it happened just after brennan stole my water mug and dumped it onto our coffee table.
or should i say, INTO our coffee table.
the table has a game center in the middle of it.
it now has 2 inches of water floating in it.
i wish i could just leave it there.
maybe throw in some fish.
i'm wearing my hooter hider around b/c i'm too lazy to take it off.
i want to sleep for 2 days.
and i especially don't want to clean up the water.
maybe i'll just get a straw and drink it.
which is why i filled up the mug in the first place.
then she puked on sean.
and i was sassy when he asked me to get him something to wipe it off.
this can all be solved with sleep.
i think if i drank wine,
now would be the night i would pour a big glass.
no more chocolate for the toddler for breakfast.
it makes for too crazy of a day.
i never want to do that ever again.
sean cleaned up the water.
guess my fish idea is out.