who needs invisible friends when you have talking carl?
the pork loin grabs my phone.
gets through all of the screens.
opens talking carl.
then talks to him about everything he is doing.
talking carl loyally repeats every word.
word for word.
when i'm in the back of the house it sounds like he has a friend over.
like mason, or wilder, or maddie.
carl, your friendly childhood neighbor.
at your service.
for only 99 cents.
*phone not included.